Sunday January 04, 2004
Gotta Love The Britney!
Hello?
A. Game says:
Buh?! Guh???
NoBelle says:
The KFC guy? That woulda been sweet.
E.L.Splice says:
Who gives a shit?
If she ACTUALLY married her childhood friend that would be cool.
A. Game says:
It was probably a moment much like when Lady Deathstrike stood behind Stryker and the mind control drug was obviously wearing off:
Britney blinked her eyes and thought, "this is my life, I'll marry who I want." On that impulse, she married the only person in her life who was potentially unconcerned with her superstar status: Jason.
Moments later, her agent and her producer (a 2 headed mutant) burst in through the door of Britney's hotel room just as she and Jason were about to consummate their marriage. Agent-Producer froze in the doorway, tears streaming down their/its face(s). They/it let out a terrifying, but melancholly shriek and bounded to the bedside. They/it thrust Jason off the bed with a flick of their/its wrist, and then straddled Britney where she lay.
Britney made no attemtp to struggle, or even to cover herself in shame because Producer-Agent knows all her secrets, and would follow her, screaming and clawing, to the very end of the Earth. Instead, resigned to her fate, she waited for Agent-Producer's intoxicating saliva to drip down onto her face and engorge her once again with that lust for fame and money that keeps her blinded to reality.
"There, there" whispered Producer-Agent in her ear as they/it wrapped a bathrobe around her shoulders and led her from the room. As Agent-Producer passed through the doorway, they/it turned to Jason, who sat naked and heartbroken against the wall where he had fallen. "Now you know how I felt," they/it hissed at him, and then pulled the door sharply to.
The End
... or is it? Jason really should have pumped Britney full of Adamantium, just to make sure she wouldn't break his heart again.
Mambo says:
 That was beautiful.
[Please note: the emoticon used above represents the idea of tears but I can not actually cry]
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