Wednesday January 07, 2004
From: Wanda
Location: Sheveport
Sex: female
Age: 20
Favorite Movie: Scarface
Dear Mattmanuel,
When me and my guy are going at it he always comes, why is that? Why can't I do that? When it comes down to it he is like an automatic, it's so easy for him. But me, I'm like a stick shift, there are gears that you have to shift me into before I can cross the finish line. Is there some reason that I can't go as quickly as he can because I'm beginning to think that there is something wrong with me.
Wanda
E.L.Splice says:
That is weird.
Spangler says:
There IS something wrong with you!
MATTMANUEL says:
I'm sorry Wanda, but we don't give that kind of advice here. Please take your freakish problem elsewhere.
Anonymous says:
What is so wierd about that, the fact that guys can't hold out for very long? Why do you guys think it is wired is it becuase you guys do the same thing? Is the real reason you guys are telling me that ti is my problem is because you guys can't hold out very long either?
E.L.Splice says:
Sounds like you've already got this figured out! Good job, weirdo!
MATTMANUEL says:
Wanda, we give the best free advice on this web site and our advice to you is that you are weird. What's weird about that?
If you want someone to hold your hand and make you feel better about your bizarro condition, why didn't you ask Oprahmanuel?
As a syndicated moviecall.org advice columnist I can tell you there is absolutely nothing wrong with men having frequent, instantaneous orgasms. By trying to change your boyfriends natural bio-rythms you may in fact KILL him. Now don't you feel bad?
balthazar says:
I have the same problem. The funny thing is that the only person I have sex with is myself. Am I weird, too?
E.L.Splice says:
Balthazar,
If you want to ask a question please click the "Ask Mattmanuel" button.
balthazar says:
Fine, I will, dammit.
Billy Kistler says:
I can't wait until I can drive a car. My first stop: Vegas!
Anonymous says:
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That's MEAN. Why are you telling her she's weird?
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Oprahmanuel!?! wtf?
E.L.Splice says:
d.Shit,
any posts you submit that begin with the "word" umm, will be deleted.
Thank you for choosing MovieCall.org.
Anonymous says:
What? Why!? That is sooooooo unfair. I have seen, like, a million other people post replys that begin with ummm. You just don't like me. That's prejudice man, just plain prejudice. It's because I'm white, isn't it!?
E.L.Splice says:
That's right, honky.
MATTMANUEL says:
With a name like Da Shit, you have to expect some rough handling kid.
Anonymous says:
just wondering why everyone's telling this girl she is weird? So, ok, she stated the obvious that a man cums no matter if the sex sucks or is great. But the fact that men do 99% of the time...shouldn't you all make it a point to increase our chances?
And wanda...there is certainly nothing wrong with you. Truth is, your man, like many others, find it easier to relieve themselves then go the extra mile. Face the facts, it's not that easy for a woman to cum from actual intercourse. But no where has it been proven that some women simply CAN'T. It is certainly possible for all of us to. Just takes some time and some communication, and a man who isn't completely selfish.. funniest part is, it would make it all the better for men if they could truly make their woman "happy".
E.L.Splice says:
Leslie,
You are a crazy freak just like her!
OMG,
E.L.Splice
NoBelle says:
Yeah, geez, ladies. We're not supposed to have orgasms. If we do, it's a mistake. It's a result of thinking too much. Only men are supposed use their brains. We're only here to get pregnant and make lots of babies. And cook and do laundry in the meantime.
A. Game says:
Finally someone on this forum is startinng to make sense. Thanks for tellin' it like it is, NoBelle.
MATTMANUEL says:
Nobelle, thanks for the woman's perspective. You are so right about that, if Wanda actually IS having orgasms, even belated ones, it might mean that she is thinking too much. This could be part of her problem.
My only other advice to Wanda, or other women with her problem, would be to look in a different thread on Ask Mattmanuel for advice, as this thread is permanently stuck in sarcastic drive.
Anonymous says:
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Anonymous says:
I knew it. I just knew it. This world is so wrong. 
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