Tuesday March 11, 2003
From: Peachi
Location: Newport Rhode Island
Sex: female
Age: 19
Favorite Movie: Night @ the Roxbury:-D
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Dear Mattmanuel,One of my roomates told me she can't go to a party without being completey drunk. She gets so trashed and hangs off of all the guys balls' at the party. she lies to me and my other roomate and tells us she just kisses boys, when in fact she fucks them. shes getting a bad reputation, and i feel bad for her. I feel like her babysitter when we go out and she usually is done by 10 o'clock at night.I feel responsible to get her home safely, and she never thanks me. I've tried telling her she has a drinking problem and uses guys to make herself feel better. She also throws herself on all the guys i'm digging and my guy friends (thus making her look even more slutty) me and my other roomate can't stand her and all of our other freinds are starting to not like her. We can't kick her out of the room, but do u have any ideas on dealing with her drunken slut whore action????? HELP!
PS. she recently got her clit pierced and said she doesn't want anyone to know but shows it to ALL THE GUYS (even complete strangers) at parties!!!!
Peachi
MATTMANUEL says:
Dearest Peachi,
Mattmanuel is very concerned about your room-mate's behavior. She has a dangerous amount of sexual frustration, probably built up over several years devoid of satisfactory sex. It is also clear that she also feels uncomfortable expressing her sexuality unless she has tipped back a few... When she tips back a few, she begins to tip back herself, into the arms of any somewhat desirable male. You have good reason to be worried. When lovers drink, their senses are dulled. They do not fully enjoy the beautiful experience which unfolds below their waists. If they drink enough, they don't even remember who they had such beautiful experiences with. Your room-mate's drinking must be stopped!
The solution is clear to Mattmanuel: Your room-mate is obviously is not getting laid often enough.
Now listen closely Peachi. It may seem that DS (Drunk Slut) is getting laid all to often, but what she is missing is the all important satisfaction. She needs a good, long, liberatingly kinky lay of the type that only a long term relationship could provide. She needs a man, (or woman), who will give her the attention she requires, so that she won't continue to drive herself to excess in pursuit of 5 minutes of grunting friction.
Unfortunately, her drunky drunk antics have already earned her a reputation as the campus doorknob, which makes it hard to land a man. I would suggest getting one of your common male friends to talk to her about her drinking, (not the slut part), because she also seems like the type who stays more focused when there is a penis present.
If she can cut back on the drinking, she might be able to land a decent partner. If she can do that, all of your problems will be solved because love is truly the only thing that can heal the world Peachi.
twan says:
You've outdone yourself Mattmanuel.
MATTMANUEL says:
| Quote: | | love is truly the only thing that can heal the world |
I really do believe that.
piglet says:
Just a quick question: Why is it you feel bad for her? I'm sure you dont like to see her act like she does, but nobody can make her do what she does, she makes the decisions to act how she acts and thats her problem. There is really no reason to feel bad for her. If it were me, I would feel embarassed for her. She probably comes off as a total, easy slut to everybody and its because of her actions that have done so. I guess what I'm saying is that its good you are concerned about her, but I dont think you need to feel bad for her. If she noticed it was a problem, she should take the initiave to change, but if she just likes the attention or whatever, it totally her choice.
As for how you can deal with it, you should like sit down and have a long talk with her. Tell you how her actions make you feel and that its kind of putting you in an uncomfortable situation. Her acting the way she does dissappoints you and you think she needs to change. Seeing how her actions hurts and bothers her freinds, it would be nice if she tried to change her ways to keep her friends, and to benifit her reputation. If she just wants to get laid every chance she gets, then thats her own choice and if she sees no real reason to change, she probably wont...which is why you might want to step in and confront her.
Back to my origional question, why is it you feel bad for her again?
Kracka K says:
I feel bad for Peachi who is probably worried to death for her friend who might have a tendency of disappearing in the night and not coming home. I might be putting words into Peachi's mouth, but she'd feel damn bad if her friend ended up dead in a Chinatown dumpster. Its never nice to see people getting used, and used looking.
Peachi, Mattmanuel speaks truths! Maybe a penis talking to her WOULD help! Instead of having the girls that she lives with day in and day out (that probably bitch about everything from the kind of toilet paper to the tone of voice they're using) giving her advice, maybe if some outsider points out that its no good would help!
If not, tell the ho-ass to lay off yo man!
piglet says:
Well I can see why she would be worried about her friend and everything, but any consequence that comes out of how this girl acts is her fault...well maybe not everything (lets say she meets the wrong guy and heaven forbid she gets raped or something) that would not totally be her fault. She definitely needs to think about what she is doing and how she is making others feel and for her own self respect, stop being such a slut (sorry I dont want to sound rude but she fits a damn good description of one) and think about what she's doing...I'm sorry but I dont really feel sympathy for her.
Billy Kistler says:
Piggy,
You be col' blooded.
E.L.Splice says:
I don't it's so much that peachi is worried about her roommate as it is a pain in the ass to have a drunken roommate slut for a roommate. Mattmanuel wrapped this one up pretty well.
Anonymous says:
Thanks for the advice!
i'll take it into consideration when i return from break!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Anonymous says:
Yeah, can you hook me up with her number? Or at least the address of one of these vagina viewing parties? tHANKS.
E.L.Splice says:
Ha ha ha.
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