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Favorite Movie: the green mile
I'd like to know how to make my girlfriend really horny, I can get her horney at times playing here and there but not for very long. She also wants to get horney, but nothing including doing the extremes like sex (parents very strict). How could I do that without playing in her hole if possible... (been going out with her for almost a year and a half..)
How can Mattmanuel say this... The fact that you are even asking me this question means you are doing something horribly wrong. However, you are in luck: All of the information you require can be found in my Time Warner book, How to Make Your Girlfriend Really Horny, Without Playing In Her Hole.
Wishing you many fond returns,
Your girlfriend is crazy. You should get rid of her. Any man that wants to "play with my hole" is getting the freaknast that night. Mattmanuel's book is amazing. My parents have it in their office.
Favorite Movie: minority report
I get my boyfriend horny, but never to the point where he wants to "mess" around!! Please tell me some tips to make him so horny that he takes another step?!?! PLEASE HELP!
If by "happy" you mean he is gay, you are correct.
But this is a great chance for me to plug my upcoming book, How to get your boyfriend really horny, without playing in his hole. -by Mattmanuel.
well.... you really don't know how to get her horny?
try pressing up against her crotch! let your dick rub her between her legs and let me know if how that works .... good luck
"But this is a great chance for me to plug my upcoming book, How to get your boyfriend really horny, without playing in his hole. -by Mattmanuel".
Im sorry folks but I cant stop laughing at that!!!!!
Playing in a guy's hole probably isn't a good thing.
Things aren't supposed to go in there.
LOL we know ..
Thats the funny part in which im laughing at
Yeah it's funny, but just imagine how much it would hurt. It's probably putting a baseball bat in your nose.
Or....or putting a ten foot pole in your ear....
...yea... i killed it
Foreplay can be so stimulating, not in the sexual manner that you think of in foreplay, but flirt with her, look her in the eyes and give her a suggestive look and turn away, tease her with the "almost kiss", rub up against her but withhold a little. Believe me it works. I'm suffering from horny overload from someone who is doing this to me and it is driving me so crazy that I can't stop thinking about being with him.
Do you have to talk about our personal experiences here on the board, in front of everyone? Just for that, I am going to give you the biggest "almost kiss" ever next time we meet.